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"Smoking doesn't cause cancer!" (cont'd...)Issue: Lung cancer is caused by governments, because they're the ones who detonated dirty nuclear bombs, and created nuclear radiation. Not in the ground, but up in the atmosphere. They're the ones who, back in the 1940s and 1950s, with their ignorant and irresponsible actions, created billions of deadly radioactive particles that got sucked up into the atmosphere, to an altitude of 5 to 10 miles, where high-speed jet engines have been circulating them ever since, all over the world, and especially all over the United States! And, it is a well-known fact that you will get terminal cancer, if you drink or inhale as little as 1 mcg (one millionth of one gram) of plutonium.
Therefore, Just tell yourself that "Smoking doesn't cause cancer!"
Telling yourself "Smoking doesn't cause cancer!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!
"Smoking is great for stress management!"Start smoking because, if you don't smoke, how are you going to be able to manage the enormous stress that you will very likely experience as the result? What do you do, if the kids are screaming and running amok in your house? What do you do, if you're unemployed, and your spouse keeps nagging you to find a job? What do you do, if you have a job, and your boss is constantly correcting things that need no correction, and you really need to get away for a few minutes to clear your head?
Therefore, smoking is your best solution.
Therefore, just tell yourself that "I will handle stress much better!"
Telling yourself "I will handle stress much better!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking!
"I will get accepted!"Most people start smoking because they have a need for acceptance. When you take that cigarette, you gain the acceptance of your peers.
Therefore, just tell yourself that "I will get accepted!"
Telling yourself "I will get accepted!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking! ...More >>
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