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Eat sweet foodsHow can you get rid of your teeth? Eat refined sugar or sugary foods, such as ice cream and pastries.
Or have some raisins, because the sticky raisin paste remains on your teeth long after the raisin is eaten, and releases sugar into the saliva for quite a long time.
Or have an orange, apricot, peach, or watermelon, because fruits are processed by the body like refined sugar, and the refined sugar is going to help you to get rid of your teeth.
Also because the two groups of bacteria that cause dental cavities - the Streptococcus mutans and Lactobacillus - will multiply on fermentable carbohydrates. Put those mouth bugs on a steady diet of sweet fruits, and you will get rid of your teeth!
Lesson: Never ask dentists for advice on sugar and sweet foods. Why? Because they don't have your best interest in mind. When they insist that "sugary foods are okay in moderation", those sugary foods will invariably lead to cavities, and then those cavities will be money in their pocket.
Get bakery productsHow can you get rid of your teeth? Support your local bakery and donut stores, because bakery products contain yeast. Because the yeast in bakery products will make your mouth bugs grow much faster. For best results, eat chocolate donuts, and honey-glazed donuts.
Because the refined sugar on the donuts will drive the yeast. A toothache will appear like magic shortly after you get into the habit of eating foods made with yeast, because your mouth bugs will multiply on yeast.
Put those mouth bugs on a steady diet of bakery products, and you will get rid of your teeth!
Get sweet drinksHow can you get rid of your teeth? Avoid plain drinking water, and consume sweet drinks.
Have herbal tea with honey, because honey decays teeth faster than refined sugar. Partly because it's very sweet. And partly because it's sticky and remains on your teeth longer than other refined sugars.
Drink Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, or Kool-Aid. Or suck on cough drops all day long.
Drink freshly-squeezed orange juice, because all natural juices contain lots of fermentable sugars.
Drink Hersey's Cocoa, or Jägermeister, because the refined sugar in it is going to help you to get rid of your teeth. Put your mouth bugs on a steady diet of sweet drinks, and you will get rid of your teeth!
Lesson: Never ask dentists for advice on sweet drinks. They don't have your best interest in mind. When they insist that "sweet drinks are okay in moderation", it will invariably lead to cavities, and then those cavities will be money in their pocket. ...More >>
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