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How can you get rich fast? Get a word processor with a spellchecker, and become a paperback writer! If Danielle Steel and John Grisham could do it, then so can you! The more of your books are sold, the more money you will make.

All you really need is one good book that makes the 'New York Times Best Seller' list, and then you'll be known all over the world. Then, through your books, you will get rich fast!


How can you get rich fast? Choose your parents well! Make sure you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth. If you do, you're already half way there.

If you can remain on good terms with your parents, and convince them NOT to spend their money, then you'll inherit their money! And then you will get rich fast!

Real estate

How can you get rich fast? Become a real estate investor. Why? Because lots of people have succeeded in real estate.

Find an up and coming city, buy income properties, and buy when prices are low. Due to inflation, the value of your properties will grow by leaps and bounds, your tenants will pay off your mortgages, and you will get rich fast!

Risky jobs

How can you get rich fast? Find and take risky jobs. For example, become a military contractor in a war-torn country, such as Iraq or Afghanistan, where you receive a tax-free income of $20,000 per month. If you survive, then you will get rich fast!


How can you get rich fast? I'm not telling you to commit robberies, because robberies are highly illegal. However, if you pulled off a successful one, then you would get rich fast.

And if, in the unlikely event they caught you, you would also benefit. Because A) you would receive a million dollars in the form of free room and board for the rest of your life. And B) you would also remain rich, because in the big house you wouldn't be able to spend your money! ...More >>

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