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Lottery

How can you get rich fast? Play the lottery. In lottery the odds of winning are small, however you can't win if you never play the game. Therefore do play the game! If you can correctly guess five or six numbers, you will get rich fast!

Marriage

How can you get rich fast? Find someone, anyone, with lots of money, and marry him (or her). Naturally there is no guarantee that you will have a great marriage, or that you will be happy.

However, if you choose well, then you'll have everything — including money, sex and happiness! If you marry money, then you will get rich fast! And if you marry money, then you will make more money in five MINUTES than most people make in a lifetime!

Motivational speaker

How can you get rich fast? Take a few sales lessons, then become a motivational speaker, teaching salespeople how to sell better.

Conduct all-day seminars, and speak before large audiences. The larger your audience, the more money you will make. And the more money you make, the sooner you will get rich fast!

Movies

How can you get rich fast? Think about it! If Arnold Schwarzenegger, Angelina Jolie, Charlie Sheen and Nicole Kidman could do it, so can you!

How can you get rich fast? Take a few acting lessons, head to Hollywood, and strike it big! All you need is one good movie, and you'll be known all over the world! And, through your movies, you will get rich fast!

Own a business

How can you get rich fast? Be in your own business! Because your own business CAN be your ticket to millions of dollars. And because many business-owners have succeeded before you.

They succeeded, and you will succeed, too. Because, when you own your own company, you can't be fired. Therefore, how can you get rich fast? Choose the 'right' business, be in your own business, find a need and fill it. And if you do everything right, then you will get lots of customers, and you will get rich fast! ...More >>

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