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Lobby the lawmakers

How can you create a fear culture? If you're a politician of the mythical country of Zugoland, you need to lobby the (often corrupt) local, state and federal lawmakers to write, at the expense of law-abiding private citizens of Zugoland, increasingly tougher laws in favor of the cops.

Additionally, you need to lobby the lawmakers to write increasingly tougher laws that make increasingly more Zugoland citizens into criminals.

More power to the police

How can you create a fear culture? If you're a politician of the mythical country of Zugoland, you need to expand the police force of Zugoland, so that there will be more cops to act as mindless robots, and that the police will enforce all laws, including all bad laws and unfair laws, and blindly follow orders with soul-less precision.

If you're a politician of the mythical country of Zugoland, you need to hire more cops. While it's commonly believed that the hiring of more cops will cut crime rates, a careful examination of statistics shows it actually increases crime rates. Why? Because police personnel need something to do, and if there is not enough crime to keep them busy, then the cops will usually find something, and enforce the law too much.

Police cars

How can you create a fear culture? If you're a politician of the mythical country of Zugoland, you need to ensure that the Zugoland police officers drive the fastest, toughest, strongest and biggest cars from which they can attack the law-abiding Zugoland citizens whose cars are usually slower, smaller and significantly more vulnerable.

Police gear

How can you create a fear culture? If you're a politician of the mythical country of Zugoland, you need to ensure that the Zugoland police officers are always armed against the usually unarmed citizens of Zugoland.

Additionally, you need to ensure the Zugoland police officers have weapons far beyond the scope of law-abiding Zugoland citizens. Why? Because this makes the gun ownership of Zugoland citizens entirely useless. ...More >>

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