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By Harry Tannenbaum

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What are the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking?

The SHORT answer is...

Do you smoke? Smoking will start your day right. Smoking is socially acceptable. Smoking will help you socialize with friends. Smoking is fun after a meal. Smoking will help you deal with frustration. Smoking will help you overcome disappointment. Smoking will help you relax. Smoking will help you feel good before going to bed.

The LONG answer is...

"Smoking makes me feel good!"

The reason why there are so many people who start smoking, or keep smoking, is because smoking makes them feel good.

Therefore, just tell yourself that "Smoking makes me feel good!"

Telling yourself that "Smoking makes me feel good!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking.

"I will lose a ton of weight!"

Nicotine is a wonderful appetite suppressant. However, the issue is, if you quit smoking, if you try to quit smoking, or if you do cut back on smoking, you will gain a ton of weight. Why? Because you'll likely have additional snacks and sweets. Appetite suppression is the reason why so many people start smoking, or keep smoking.

Therefore, just tell yourself, "I will lose a ton of weight!"

Telling yourself that "I will lose a ton of weight!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking.

"I will have many mini-vacations!"

When you smoke that cigarette, you're able to take mini-vacations away from the stresses of life. You're able to go outdoors where it's quiet and peaceful, where you're far away from the hectic day-to-day garbage you're forced to deal with. It's a break from the computer screen, the boss, the kid, the spouse, the housework, and the many frustrating aspects of daily life. "I will have many mini-vacations" is one reason why so many people start smoking, or keep smoking.

Therefore, just tell yourself that "I will have many mini-vacations!"

Telling yourself that "I will have many mini-vacations!" is one of the best reasons to start smoking and keep smoking. ...More >>

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