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Craigslist will work for you

How do you deal with your bad neighbors? I'm not saying that you place a FAKE ad on Craigslist.
But, if you did, then for a while you wouldn't have to deal with your bad neighbors.
Because then, with the help of your ad, you would invite the public to come in, and take for free, anything that they wanted from your bad neighbors' place.
And because then your bad neighbors' home would likely be stripped of everything, including light fixtures, the hot water heater, the kitchen sinks, and all doors and windows. And then, for a while, your bad neighbors would be kept busy-busy, buying stuff. And then, for a while, you wouldn't have to deal with your bad neighbors.

Musical instruments will work for you

How do you deal with your bad neighbors?
I'm not saying that you take up a new musical instrument, for example a piano, and start practicing every day. But, if you did, then it would really annoy your bad neighbors, and, for a while, you wouldn't have to deal with your bad neighbors.

If your piano is not loud enough for them, then you COULD get something louder. I'm not saying that you get something with reeds, such as bagpipes, a clarinet, or a saxophone.

However, if you did, then your bad neighbors would really be annoyed, and then you wouldn't have to deal with your bad neighbors. Why? Because the bigger the pipes, the noisier the musical instrument. And, did you know that it's NOT against the law to practice till 9:59 pm?

I'm not saying that you buy a used tuba, for example a badly out-of-tune flugelhorn, and practice diligently, several times a day. However, if you did, then for a while you wouldn't have to deal with your bad neighbors. Why? Because the badly out-of-tune flugelhorn would sound truly awful. And because it would really-really bug your bad neighbors!

If the flugelhorn is not loud enough for them, then I'm not saying that you got BAGPIPES. But, if you did, then for a while you wouldn't have to deal with your bad neighbors. Why? Because the bagpipes would be loud-loud. And because they would really bug your bad neighbors. And, did you know that you're LEGALLY allowed to practice your bagpipes for a couple of HOURS, per day, every day?

And, did you know that in many large cities there are NO noise ordinances at all? So, if you live in a big city, chances are that you're LEGALLY allowed to practice your bagpipes at pretty much ANY TIME! Even at 3 am, in the middle of the NIGHT! ...More >>

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